First, catch a pig in a record winning time of 30 seconds. Make sure that it's raining heavily outside before you do this though, and then be in an area in which the mud comes up to your ankles thanks to the recent flooding you just had.
Secondly, build yourself an automatic fodder growing system out of PVC pipe, and then right when you finish you must find that you put the most important piece on backwards and you can't get it unstuck so as to fix it.
Third, come inside the house and have the whole family tell you that you look like something that the cat dragged in. By this time, your hair will be plastered to your head from the rain, you should have mud on your face, pants, and sweater, as well as having mud smeared liberally on your hands.
Now, clean your face and hands up, but don't bother to change your pants since you'll just be back outside in an hour anyway to do more barn chores. Go upstairs and pull out your bowed psaltery, and play that little instrument like you'll never get to play it again. Play it so that the glossy wood vibrates in your hand, and the bow takes on a life of its own. Play it like you mean it.
And know that in your dirty, tired state, that life is beautiful.
This is a cross-post from my Facebook page that I decided to share on here as well. :)
2 comments:
LOL, sounds like quite a day!! You can use a mallet of the side of a hammer to get that piece unstuck. Just make sure to tap all the other joints again afterward to be sure nothing go unseated or you'll have weirdness happening with the water flow...... Sherry at Half-Pint Homestead
Sherry, thanks! It worked!
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