I am not a fan of chickens. I must admit this. Sure, I like some of the fighting breeds, but on the whole, I don't care for chickens. However, I could be very easily convinced to keep chickens, if I had a coop that looked like the TARDIS. Observe:
It is a TARDIS chicken coop. Your argument is invalid.
P.S. The source of this image, plus building directions can be found HERE.